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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
一个雪人和一个吸血鬼混合的话,就有什么呢?
Frostbite!
冻伤!
Frost
霜
Bite
咬
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
圣诞老人买他的雪橇花了多少钱呢?
Nothing. It was on the house!
没有。是免费的!
“On XXX”
XXX请客
“The house”
酒吧、商店
This drink is on the house.
这一杯是免费的 、这一杯老板请客
What nationality is Santa Claus?
圣诞老人是哪个国家的?
North Polish!
北极的!
North Pole
北极
Polish
波兰的
What do you call a blind reindeer?
盲的驯鹿叫什么?
No eye deer.
非眼鹿。
No idea.
不知道
What do you call an annoying reindeer?
一个烦恼的驯鹿叫什么呢?
Rude-olph.
鲁道夫
Rude
不礼貌
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