只有单身姑娘们才能懂的情结~

Eight Things Every Single Girl can Relate To

只有单身女孩才能懂的八件事

By Lingvistov

 

I am single by choice, not my choice, but still a choice.

我单身是一种选择，不过，不是我选的…

It’s like boys are the Oscar, and I’m Leonardo Dicaprio.

男生就像是奥斯卡小金人，而我是小李子。

Guys I find attractive: Famous, Taken, Twice my age, Don’t know I exist, Not real

我喜欢的汉子们：名人，名草有主，年纪可以当我爸，不知道我的存在，这种人不存在

Who am I shaving for?

女为悦己者容，我剃毛给谁看？

What if I got a boyfriend? I wouldn’t know what to do? What do they eat? How often do they have to be walked?

领回男朋友之后该怎么养啊？需要喂他们吃什么？要多久溜他们一次？

Just because I don’t have a boyfriend, it doesn’t mean I’m alone. I have food and the internet.

没有男朋友我也不孤单啊，我有好吃的和网。

Dear future husband, you I hope you’re a good cook.

亲爱的未来的老公，我希望你会做菜。

Everyone’s getting a boyfriend and you know what I’m getting？ Fatter。

别人都渐渐由了男朋友，而我却渐渐有了肉肉…

 

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