0905周三Jokes：搞懂美式幽默最深奥、最难理解的部分：anti-jokes

Sometimes the jokes I tell on this show can behard to understand, and I think today's jokes might be the hardest.

有时候我在这个节目里讲的段子有可能是最难懂的。

Anti-joke

“非段子的段子”

Most jokes have two parts: a set-up and then apunchline.

段子一般有两部分：一个布景，然后一个笑点。

Do you know what makes me smile?

你知道是什么东西让我笑容出来吗？

I don't know. What?

不知道，是什么？

The muscles in my face, stupid.

啥子，当然是我脸庞里面的肌肉才能让我笑出来。

corny joke

冷笑话

Hey, ask me if I'm a tree.

嘿，你问我是不是一棵树。

Are you a tree?

你是树吗？

No, man. No.

不是，哥们。我不是一棵树。

breaking expectations

反对期待

Two pieces of bread are in an oven.

烤箱里有两块面包。

The first one says, “It's getting hot in here!”

第一块说，“哇，这里面好热！”

The second one says, “Wow! Amazing! That breadcan talk!”

然后第二块说，“哇，amazing! 那块面包会说话的！”