求两个英语小笑话（50个词左右，要浅显易懂的）

一外教教小朋友一个单词cat，老师让小朋友猜猜是什么，老师说:"它每天喜欢躺在炕头，睡觉的时候还打呼噜，有个小朋友站起来说：“那是我爷爷。”
Little
Robert
asked
his
mother
for
two
cents.
"What
did
you
do
with
the
money
I
gave
you
yesterday?"
"I
gave
it
to
a
poor
old
woman,"
he
answered.
"You're
a
good
boy,"
said
the
mother
proudly.
"Here
are
two
cents
more.
But
why
are
you
so
interested
in
the
old
woman?"
"She
is
the
one
who
sells
the
candy."