I taught teacher Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three." 我教老师 妈妈问他的儿子:“亲爱的,今天老师教你什么了啊?” 儿子自豪的回答道:“什么也没有教我,妈妈。反而是我教她了。他问我1+2等于多少。我告诉她说,等于三。