关于小偷的英语趣事

聪明的小偷

Clever Thieves
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?

警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？
失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？
.burglar
A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar. He asked, "How did you get into my house without waking my wife? Tell me your secret because I've been trying to do that for years."
有一个男人去警察局和一个小偷谈话。他问：“你是怎么进入我家却没有把我妻子吵醒的？”
告诉我你的秘诀，因为我已经试了好几年了。