急需1分钟英语演讲，不讲故事，笑话。需要中文翻译。跪谢。

A director, hosted by the procuratorial regiment lunch time, too late to the feast. Factory orders kitchen cooked a pot of meat. When the meal, the director is sorry to say: "ladies and gentlemen, nothing important good thing... the dogs, and eat!"



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某厂长招待检察团吃午饭，因时间仓促，来不及准备宴席。厂长吩咐厨房煮了一锅狗肉。开饭时，厂长抱歉地说:“各位领导，没什么好东西……几条狗，凑合着吃吧!”