6年级英语幽默小故事30词

1. Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行". 2. Wife talking to her hu *** and(who reads new偿伐稗和织古半汰报咯spaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husnband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily. 女人对她的丈夫(整天都在看报纸)说: 我好希望我是一张报纸,每天都能被你捧在手心. 丈夫:我想也是, 那样的话,我每天可以换一个老婆. 　　Little Tom is playing in front of a house. A sale *** an asks him, “偿伐稗和织古半汰报咯 Hello, boy! Is your mother at home?” “Yes!” Tom answers. Then the sale *** an rings the doorbell. No one answers. The man asks Tom, “Nobody is in?” “Right!” Tom answers, “But this is not my house.” 　　Xiaoming English class with the teacher, said: 　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行". 2. Wife talking to her hu *** and(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husnband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily. 女人对她的丈夫(整天都在看报纸)说: 我好希望我是一张报纸,每天都能被你捧在手心. 丈夫:我想也是, 那样的话,我每天可以换一个老婆 小明对老外说“I am sorry” 老外“I am sorry too.” 小明“I am sorry three