求一则短小的英文故事

American soldier An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired. The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

That is not my dog A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a lovely little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." Then the woman bends down and tries to touch the dog. the dog bites her. "Ouch!" she crys, "You said your dog did not bite." The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog." 那不是我的狗 一位女士走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗．她问伏饥弯店主："你的狗缺闷咬人吗?" 店主说:"不, 我的狗不咬人." 于是这位女士弯下腰想去摸摸这条狗. 狗咬了她. "哎哟!"她叫道,"你说过你的狗不咬人的." 店主回答说:"那不肢桥是我的狗."